Perkinstein Principle

When an authority figure gives clear instructions to a group of people, multiple times in some cases, but most or all of the group fails to follow the instructions given in any way, potentially causing the authority figure to dwell into madness.

Teacher 1: Man, I told my students to draw 4 lines, but most of them drew 5, and some didn’t even draw lines!
Teacher 2: Ah the Perkinstein Principle, don't you go mad now.

by HutusGurus August 13, 2025

perspinion

It is both your perspective and opinion.

I am sorry if you do not like what I have to say, but that is just my perspinion.

by foreversix7one September 29, 2025

Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

perinelingus

placing a mouth on the perineum.

David has a blackbelt in nippilingus, analingus and perinelingus but has been celibate for years. What a waist.

by saavy chimp October 25, 2025

Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Triple Peepin

It's a Spoonerism play on the phrase "People Trippin", and is used to indicate that someone is under the influence of at least 3 different types of drugs.

"Whoa dude...I just smoked a joint, slammed a beer, and popped a vicodin. I'm Triple Peepin for sure now bro!"

by GazChamber June 4, 2013