National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 05, 2023
Superior to "FreakBobs" Freakpay and certainly far better than mousepay, only the most luxurious form of payment.
by dequaviousporkpay July 09, 2024
Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
The number one way to receive and pay people. It’s super fast and super easy. If you haven’t already got Vibe Pay then your missing out
by Shannon97 July 20, 2021
The strap of a bag or a seatbelt sitting between a woman's breasts. The word Pai comes from the Japanese word "oppai" meaning breasts.
Sometimes written as π/ or U/U
Sometimes written as π/ or U/U
by Agnishom February 12, 2025
(idiomatic) To provide enough money to cover basic necessities.
similar in usage to "puts food on the table"
similar in usage to "puts food on the table"
by mayonnainse January 13, 2025
to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma July 04, 2012