Paperguy

paperguys are little dumbasses who just DECIDE to fuck your life in all possible directions! they are made of paper.
and they are part of six different clans who control different parts of the earth.

this paperguy is very sus..

by dog lover god October 18, 2022

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023

fifty pacer

good from afar, but far from good. usually describing a women that looks rele hott from a distance, but as you get closer u realize that shes busted/ugly/nasty.

Friend 1: you see that grl over ther? she looks mad hott.
Friend 2: nah man, shes good from afar, but far from good.
Friend 1: yea true, shes a fifty pacer.

by Deppo June 19, 2004

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012