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Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one
“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”
by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021
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red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself
Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.
by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021
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Others-First Paradox

In the arrow paradox, Zeno states that for motion to occur, an object must change the position which it occupies. He gives an example of an arrow in flight. He states that in any one (duration-less) instant of time, the arrow is neither moving to where it is, nor to where it is not.15 It cannot move to where it is not, because no time elapses for it to move there; it cannot move to where it is, because it is already there. In other words, at every instant of time there is no motion occurring. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is entirely composed of instants, then motion is impossible.
Whereas the first two others-first paradoxes divide space, this paradox starts by dividing time—and not into segments, but into points.
by Others-First Paradox April 26, 2021
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Bloody Paradox

Any zoomer or millennial that is hyper. Commonly making gay jokes and doing offensive bullshit. Common phrases are, "LMAO UR GAY!"
by anonymous April 30, 2021
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The extraphysical absense paradox is a stance where there's no clear objective/scientific evidence that extraphysics actually exist or that extraphysics are actually an objective thing and that extraphysics actually makes no difference in people's lives and even that extraphysics would have already been detected by particle accelerators or even by any other kind of objective physical experiment and not just on astral projections, out-of-body experiments and spiritual experiences as well. Some counter-arguments used against extraphysical absence paradox is the same one used against Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox where physics and extraphysics are the same thing on different levels (Extraphysical Monism); other is that physical (classical and quantum) experiments are made only to work at physical level, not extraphysical; and that there are actually (clear) objective/scientific evidences and explanations for extraphysics but it's all a matter of interpretation and understanding of the nature of the interaction between physics and extraphysics.
"The Extraphysical Absence Paradox and the Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox are the two main arguments against extraphysics, if not, the top two ones, and that's nice extraphysics is managing to survive against those arguments and experimentations, and soon, we might detect and prove extraphysics are real and objective soon or later, extraphysics/nonphysics is amazing just as quantum mechanics and physics as a whole."
by Full Monteirism May 6, 2021
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PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS

The sum of two singular expressions which intuitively makes sense but the PLURAL is never conclusive and because of that in the first place both SINGULARS ARE INACCURATE to reach the PLURAL which is there where the paradox formation occurs.

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27 D.27 O.28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38 C.38 U.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46 Y.47 K.51 J.52 M.53 V.66 X.68 Z.72

In this example the SUMMATIONS individually of EACH CIRCLE comes very close in EQUALING TOTAL DEGREES IN A CIRCLE but the PLURAL itself is 153 DEGREES OFF.
CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE CIRCLE.358

CIRCLES.217

THE PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS of CIRCLE in the SINGULAR form does not lead to the SUMMATIONS in the PLURAL FORM.

The PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS CIRCLE CIRCLE.358 almost equals the number of DEGREES in a CIRCLE by using the two PLURAL taken each ELEMENT SEPARATELY IF you counted each CIRCLE as a DEGREE it indeed would EQUAL 360 DEGREES as if counting the TWO DEGREES OF FREEDOM.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE May 8, 2021
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