National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!

Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019

Plastic

The thing Kim Kardashian is made out of

"Kim Kardashian is made out of plastic and its killing the turtles!!!!!! :0"

by Ex_cerpt October 23, 2019

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics

by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic

A form of object that can be formed into anything.

Boy: Barbie is so hot i wish i could hit that

Girl: bitch please she just got plastic surgery, those boobs and that ass are fake.

by wetAss_pussy April 17, 2021