A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers
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Get the Fabian parslow mug.maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!
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Get the maddie parsons mug.Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.
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Get the Cody Parsons mug.the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
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Get the johnny parsons mug.Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.
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