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Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?
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Coke pigeon

A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.
I was doin rails in my truck, when a coke pigeon nearly broke my window trying to get at the blow.
by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017
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clay pigeon shoot

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
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Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.
Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.
by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024
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Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas
Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor
by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022
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Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.
The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.
by MetraRider March 4, 2011
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Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.
Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?
by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021
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