Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.
Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!
by ChanclaLord December 14, 2020
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step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
by BoxedCheri February 17, 2017
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ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
ur parent lgbt
no us
by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018
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horrible pet parent

When a “pet parent” forgets their pets zodiac sign.
She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
by josephbiden69 August 24, 2021
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Ethan and His Parents

Ethan and His Parents are whores.
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Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!
by rhtjx November 12, 2020
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Free Range Parents

Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?

Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
by P-Biddy January 03, 2019
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