totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

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root rack

Not a real word. Is the mistaken phrase for 'root rat'

Michelle said Tanya is a root rack 😂 . I think she means a root rat

by Spit.mcphee September 26, 2022

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Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

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poppin roots

going to the barber and getting a
his hair took down and retwisted ,rebraided..etc

in lil wytes song he says "down town 'POPPIN ROOTS '"..he's saying after his heads right. he is able to go into public. he's using a common anxiety pill .washing it with alcohol because he is not just addicted to the 2 previously named control substances due to his crippling anxiety due to his low pay and hard life to become a better person In societies crippling ring of perpetual chaos.

by GadRabTHEGREATONE July 21, 2021

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Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

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Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

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