check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 9, 2017

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.

That was a good gay hook, clench me.

by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022