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Jaw Burger

When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball
“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”
by TheGodFather5 July 28, 2021
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Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.
While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.
by Sharkynm June 4, 2021
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Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
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Gaj Jaw

by Smell of haq alla August 11, 2022
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Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"
by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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