The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.

She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.

by hambone17 March 16, 2011

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

Old Sport

good ol bloody jack kennedy from DSa|F no not the one that got shot by the doctor i think thats all i know about november 1963 anyway hes bloody old sport. yknow, sportsy! dave's (criminal) partner!

Steven: Damn Dave and Old Sport got smth fruity going on
Peter: ikr

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH May 3, 2023

Olde Boye

a term of endearment expressed from one refined gentleman to another, most commonly at social garden events. A man that is well suited for the daughter of a wealthy man. often dressed in tails and a waist coat and would be deemed a 'plonker' in modern society.

Hey Olde Boye, have you noticed Mr Lawson's daughter? She has a derrier that I would love to smother in quince paste

by Quincemaster May 29, 2013