Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016

Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)

“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*

by Trgc.Khalil October 4, 2021

single lasagna

Verb: /ˈsiNGɡəl ləˈzänyə/

1. To fixate on something that is extremely moving

2. Moving, Emotional

3. Cool

I will Fix Single Lasagna if we watch that right now.

by FranklinBlanks September 28, 2017

Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.

Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."

by jose748484 August 20, 2022

single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.

Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.

by Leeslut November 2, 2019

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021