An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
by thumpr033 April 08, 2011
The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 17, 2019
by a_big_bunghole February 19, 2011
by imadetheword March 24, 2019
A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
by drunk dude 69 April 02, 2020
by Snow510 October 29, 2009
Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles May 13, 2011