Shit

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

by qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW September 27, 2011

shit

poop

dat wigger just shitted in the crap pot

by zomg lol April 25, 2009

Shit

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

shit

a quite respectful reference to religion. shit = religion

i dont beleive this shit
if shit happens it is will of allah
jesus : cursed are those who believe in shit without evidence for they shall have their life fucked up

by GSG9 December 20, 2013

Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.

(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"

by Pwhitty July 3, 2009

Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008

on shit

1. to be intoxicated

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?

by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020