To parents:
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 12, 2008
Get the Nintendo mug.Here's some more ways sayings for the Nintendo Wii:
"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
by Ezgamer May 14, 2006
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One of the newest and most overrated Hand-Held gaming system that targets the immature, little gamefreak. Usually the fans of this system try to prove the DS's supiorority to the PSP, which fails dramatically because of the PSP's capabilities and features. DS fan's make hypocritical insults about the PSP only because of it's ability of playing childish immature games *cough coughpokemoncough*...Many DS fans complain about the PSP only because of it's battery life, but its the features that really count.
DS:
Pros:
.better battery life....
.Memory cards....
.3D Games....
.wireless capability with wireless chat....
con's:
.only used to play games....
.Less hacks than the Sony PSP....
.Bulky.....
.two screens (that proves that it IS for hardcore no-life gamers)
PSP:
PROS:
.WIFI built0in wireless system to connecto to other PSP's and wireless routers....
.Memory stick Duo
.LCD screen
.can connect to any computer with a USB cable....
.3D Games....
.Ability to surf the internet through the 2.0 firmware update....
.It is a hand-held device that is near a computer because it has it's own OPERATING SYSTEM.....
.Its ability to store Movies....
.Its ability to story Mp3's (.wav's too because of the 2.0 update)....
.Its ablility to store photos such as .JPG,.TIFF,.GIF,.PNG,.BMP files......
.Has a warranty of 1 year....
.It's ability to update the OS....
.Sony makes more products other than game systems....
.the PSP fans aren't that immature as DS fans are....
CONS:
.6 hour battery life (but it will improve when sony developes a better battery in the next few months)....
.a LITTLE heavier than the DS (only weak people say that the PSP is too heavy, so this shouldn't be a con then. I put it here only because that the whiny ass DS fans would come bitchin about my definition if i didn't).....
.Dead pixels (Duh, its an LCD SCREEN dumbass DS fans....)
.unresponsible shitheads loose the memory card sometimes (if they have multiple memory sticks...
DS:
Pros:
.better battery life....
.Memory cards....
.3D Games....
.wireless capability with wireless chat....
con's:
.only used to play games....
.Less hacks than the Sony PSP....
.Bulky.....
.two screens (that proves that it IS for hardcore no-life gamers)
PSP:
PROS:
.WIFI built0in wireless system to connecto to other PSP's and wireless routers....
.Memory stick Duo
.LCD screen
.can connect to any computer with a USB cable....
.3D Games....
.Ability to surf the internet through the 2.0 firmware update....
.It is a hand-held device that is near a computer because it has it's own OPERATING SYSTEM.....
.Its ability to store Movies....
.Its ability to story Mp3's (.wav's too because of the 2.0 update)....
.Its ablility to store photos such as .JPG,.TIFF,.GIF,.PNG,.BMP files......
.Has a warranty of 1 year....
.It's ability to update the OS....
.Sony makes more products other than game systems....
.the PSP fans aren't that immature as DS fans are....
CONS:
.6 hour battery life (but it will improve when sony developes a better battery in the next few months)....
.a LITTLE heavier than the DS (only weak people say that the PSP is too heavy, so this shouldn't be a con then. I put it here only because that the whiny ass DS fans would come bitchin about my definition if i didn't).....
.Dead pixels (Duh, its an LCD SCREEN dumbass DS fans....)
.unresponsible shitheads loose the memory card sometimes (if they have multiple memory sticks...
DS is very overrated and the hypocritical/immature fans just need to die, and many of them come up with illogical defenses to try to defend themselves from the wrath of the PSP kingdom (I don't know where that come from). face it, In logical terms the PSP is way better than the DS. so F*** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Regie the Ramos August 22, 2005
Get the Nintendo DS mug.A phrase used to describe a jumble of cords. Wires that are nintendo'd are all tangled up into a single mass on the ground, and can usually take a long time to unravel. The phrase comes from the original Nintendo Entertainment System's wires, and how they always seemed to get intertwined with each other.
After Jeff's garage band was done practicing, his guitar seemed to always get nintendo'd with Rick's bass.
by db327 June 6, 2007
Get the Nintendo'd mug.An "all right" console. THe motion sensors and capabilities are crap though, and doesnt have many "adult" type games. A console for kids.
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)
by somedudeinmaryland01 June 26, 2007
Get the Nintendo Wii mug.The new Nintendo system coming out in May 2006 that will shock everyone. It is an immersive experience like no other and the controller and the "extra peripheral" work together seemlessly.
by aZm July 29, 2008
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