munch nugget

Breastfeeding baby that eats constantly. may keep you up all night demanding to eat. Also wants to eat every thing in sight.

Okay you little munch nugget, I am awake now.

The little munch nugget kept me up all night eating.

Look at that munch nugget go!

by foodsource July 11, 2009

puade nugget

when someone has been a complete dick/asshole/bitch/ etc to you, and you have run out of names to call them, this word is your last resort

John: Oh yeah well i saw your mom working the corner again last night
Carl: Oh yeah, well your a puade nugget!

by Shibbi April 5, 2010

nipper nugget

Japanese Yen, especially coins/change.

1. This damn pay phone only takes nipper nuggets.

2. I pressed the "refund" button on the vending machine, and it spit out all these nipper nuggets.

by TexRushmore October 28, 2010

Nose Nugget

A booger. Also a dried up booger sometimes found stuck to objects like in between couch cushions, under car seats, and under desks.

Cuhhh! We had an earthquake drill today and i saw Lucas Byrd putting some nose nuggets under his desk.

by Austin Vaught November 11, 2010

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008

Sock Nuggets

The small bits of fluff from a sock that still cling to your foot after you have taken a sock off. These occur particularly if it has been a sweaty day and the socks are relatively new.

Ugh I took my socks off to go swimming and found some sock nuggets clinging to my feet

by dr ben April 10, 2013

Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014