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Children

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!
by Pasta. November 19, 2021
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
The Children got into the Dog Treats again.
by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Children

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO
by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Trinity School for Children

School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
If you go to Trinity School for Children, you got numbnutZ!!! - JWheele Outttt!!!
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
mugGet the Trinity School for Childrenmug.

Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
mugGet the Driveby Knuckle Childrenmug.

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
mugGet the blanket childrenmug.

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