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New York Second

Would you give me a New York second?
by Michelle007 December 17, 2021
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New York Cement

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.
I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "
by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019
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kinderhook new york

Town/Village in Upstate NY This was a fun town. Broad Street was the place to hang out after school. MVB was where all the Ichabod kids went to school for grades 3-5 the village was great

Then 2020 and Covid hit

The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.

So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
guy: It's saturday, lets go to rothermal and shoot some baskets!!
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
by runningtheapartment April 11, 2021
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New York hummingbird

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today
by Erthpig February 14, 2014
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Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.
Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.
by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019
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New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.
"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016
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New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
by hustletoast September 20, 2021
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