“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”
by Twistedmint March 19, 2022
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022