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muscle eye

sphincter- the asshole
i shoved my dick in Sarah's muscle eye
by charlie123 June 11, 2006
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American Muscle Fag

A large, loud mouthed douche who believes that he can beat every car ever made in a race. Aside from professional tuners AM fags are annoying and should not be treated with respect due to the nature of the large amounts of shit dissing that spews from what used to be their mouth.
John: Yeah man! I can totally kick your supra's ass in a drag man. You kidding me, that ricer shit probably only has 300bhp.

Timmy: Actually is has 1700bhp you American Muscle fag.
by Beat_Junkie117 October 2, 2010
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Maddy Muscle

it is a slang term for your trapazoid muscles on your shoulders. the reason foe this slang term is bacause the first known case of large trapazoid muscles was on a girl named Maddy.
I was lifting the other day and now my Maddy Muscles hurt.
by BigNig8000 February 26, 2009
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muscle milk

A thick white mans substance that comes from a mans love muscle, may also come from a womans love muscle (eg. stuarts).
"Let's get it on!!!" "Oh yeah!!!!!!!!"
by annon July 22, 2004
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Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.
Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.
by Bob May 6, 2005
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muscle car

Another crap ass American made vehicle. Devours large amounts of gas but has no balls. Many faget ass muscle car owners believe they can go fast just because they got a big engine. Please study your laws of physics you faget asses. More mass and more power equals fast car. Less mass and more power equals fastest car.
Math: Muscle Car + Faget Ass Redneck = Slow Car.
by Kao Yang April 10, 2006
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american muscle

They are the most ugliest and poorly engieered cars in
the world which goes fast in a straight line alone.
These american muscle have huge V8 engines with around 7000cc
and make around 400hp.The brand new Mitsubishi Evo9 has
only 2000cc in engine capacity and still make over 400hp.
And remember that it is a stock car and its got only four cylinders.Most american muscle can burn the hell out of any stock japanese or european cars on a drag strip becuase they are not meant to do that.Here only straight line acceleration comes to the fore.They say american muscle is the fastest there.Perhaps for this they should check out the Bugatti Veyron which does 0-60 in sub 2.5 seconds and goes to a top speed of 255mph or even the more practicalBMW M5or even an Evo9.
When it comes to race tracks the americans know only about the Drag strips which is where a car goes fast in a straight line.But then there are things like corners on the road.All the pace the muscle cars have gathered on the straights will be lost there.They can even skid out of the road.Thus even a puny peugeot will come up with better lap timings.I think they should race these american muscle on genuine race tracks like the fearsome Nurburgring.There
even a stock BMW M3 can eat an american muscle.Since all the roads in the world are not straight, american muscle are the most impractical vehicles.Show them a 90 degree turn and they will end up in the junkyard.Even a stock Lotus Elise which makes only 125hp can out handle any american muscle and that means faster around a curvy race track.
Muscle cars are cars with the worst chassis and suspension setup around.
by Harry Chris August 14, 2006
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