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turd muscle

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
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The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
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broke a muscle

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
by Streatspear April 5, 2025
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Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.
Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.
by Pillsdb January 7, 2017
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TBD Muscle

As in "To Be Determined". The excess fat, chunkyness, fluffyness, or plumpness on a person's body. Typically located in the midsection area of the human body blocking the abs.
Matt: Dude, you really need to start exercising.
Ricky: Yeah, I guess it's time to start figuring out what I'm gonna do with all this TBD muscle.
by Breaston December 14, 2009
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
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