muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)

"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"

by alexb934 February 19, 2014

muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.

Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017

Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.

Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!

by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018

Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"

by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019

Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"

that bitch has a muddy bush...

by Dr. Show March 13, 2009