favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

ben miner

A man or boy who tends to be good a sports and be very great with the ladies. He is very experienced and is a grade A10/10. Not to be confused with a "Benett"

Man: Dude how does that guy pull all the chicks?
Another Man: He must be Ben Miner!

by Nate sackers January 26, 2016

Gold Miner

A man who successfully gold digs off of a gold digger.

He been livin off that gold mining hoe...This nigga a Gold Miner

by BobTshit January 31, 2018

candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

Dirty Miners

Dirty miners is a fantasy game where two or more participants don mining equipment and play out popular kinky mining scenarios such as using headlamps to identify body parts and "find the gold" or a gentle pick axe in an orifice of choice.

They played dirty miners all night long. He struck gold three times and she got blinded by his headlamp when looking up from oral mining.

by SirRoxaLox March 7, 2019

Reservation Miner

A Native typically from the Province of Manitoba who lives part on reserve land part city, whose sole desire is to pillage goods and materials from main economic centres to enrich their lives on the reserves.

Hey Tom, did you see that large group of Reservation Miners? You better lock your stuff and the breach of your 12 gauge!

by Ih8nates December 29, 2019

Bronze Miner

A term used for a homosexual

Ingram: Luis is a bronze miner
Luis: I heard that!!!

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021