When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021
When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
by FreshCut March 1, 2012
by Michigan Man Handler March 27, 2022
when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 30, 2020
A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022