She thinks hobbies count as sports aka thinks gymnastics is a sport but it’s just fucking not. She should be burend in a 1000 degree oven along with Leila and whoever burns them would be a hero. She thinks gymnastics means she’s athletic as a nigga. She should get a fucking tan with her pale ass. Her and her best friend are short as fuck. Mia will never get nailed as she is a lesbian and will scissor
by Izzie preusser sucks dick March 12, 2020
Get the Mia Wmug. Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.
by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020
Get the Champagne Miamug. A beautiful, amazing girl. Very short and sometimes scary. Likes to express emotions and is very clear about them. Sometimes they can be a hoe. But they can be an amazing friend when they want to.
Friend-“Omg did you see how short that girl was?”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
by NickTheSlick14 July 14, 2019
Get the Mia Simonemug. 
Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.
“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.
by anonymous December 31, 2020
Get the Discord Miamug. the most awesome person you could know. she always boosts your self esteem and is happy for you. her style is really cool. she’s probably known as the “mean” friend but she does of her soft side which is my personal favorite. but also she’s funny and outgoing, being friends with her is like a roller coaster. her opinions are so interesting, but she stands for what she thinks. also, she’s loves minecraft. that’s something you would have to know if you were her friend. it’s literally that girls life. i mean i don’t mind it at all cuz i don’t blame her, it’s a pretty good game. but if you said to her you don’t like minecraft or even hate minecraft, i think she’ll through some hands (ง •̀_•́)ง
have you heard of this girl mia santacapita?
yeah! she’s really cool and a good friend, though she’s feisty!
yeah! she’s really cool and a good friend, though she’s feisty!
by leijader May 14, 2021
Get the mia santacapitamug. Mia Birchall is a beautiful girl and has a great personality. She is smart, wonderful, cheerful and overall amazing. If you ever happen to be so lucky to meet a Mia Birchall, keep her, Marry her, date her just do whatever you have to do to keep her there with you. Make sure you’re on her level or above before giving in yourself and decency of asking her out on a date otherwise you will not only cause pain for Mia, but also for yourself. She finds it hard to say no one who is humble and sweet so if you desperately need her, and please be just that.
by Iliketodrinkorangejuice December 17, 2018
Get the Mia Birchallmug.