Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 June 21, 2012

Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

hollow meat

A derogatory name for a vagina.

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."

by Svetlan June 18, 2013

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 2, 2009

cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020