Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 5, 2018

hans martin

Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin

Damn, you nutted three times today? You may as well be a Hans Martin

by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019

carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

Mr martin

The best substitute teacher ever. He gives out mints because he is lit and not a boomer and should live forever.

Mr martin is the best substitute ever known to mankind.

by Hi jk lmno December 16, 2019

bill martin

A term originating in Ohio that defines the act of having anal intercourse with a female on the first date.

Yo dawg William came back from the navy for the weekend and pulled a bill Martin on this girl he met at the bar lastnight!

by Poison frog February 2, 2018

Carol Martin

A Bitch that is the loneliest bus driver ever. She yells at kids for no reason. She only has one hobby being a bitch.

Look its carol martin
Shes a bitch

by Yourlocaljoemoma November 8, 2019

Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022