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Maria

A hoe, lets be honest here
Maria: I’m dating 10 guys and 7 girls!!!
Olivia: that’s grand
by Somesassylad October 3, 2018
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Maria

Literally the meanest person alive. Also the shortest.
Do you? DO YOU?! - Maria
by Svnskarma November 20, 2017
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Maria

the definition of the devil reincarnated. A maria is not a human being! A creature who plays games of the mind. Makes any boy fall for her and slowly ruins his life by getting him obsessed with her and the things she does. She leaves them after moving onto the next victim. Its unclear why she does this and what her motive is... some say she’s a servant of the devil others say she took his place. Stay away from Maria she’s got blue eyes and hair with an unditermined hair color. She changes drastically in physical appearance.
Maria is the scariest person alive.
by Adadadad666 September 30, 2018
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A loser who loses everything. Especially to kids named Ben
Maria is SUCH a loser
by soccersurf123 May 15, 2019
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Maria

two-faced bitch who will leave you for some dumb cunt. nice at first but will make you feel horrible about yourself.
hey whos that girl?
thats the maria girl, shes a cunt.
by fuckmepapi August 28, 2019
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maddy and maria in love

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."
by Maddy King December 28, 2007
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maria

Person: "hey, maria!"
1,000,000 Mexican women: "jes??!"
by lolssssssssss March 14, 2016
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