maggot

The aforemented label someone gives themself if they somehow like the band Slipknot, one of the shittiest bands in existence. Maggots mostly consist of 12 year olds who don't know jack shit about real music and just listen to Slipknot in a pathetic attempt to seem cool. If you enrage a maggot by telling them Slipknot sucks, their typical response would be to "go and kill yourself", as if anybody cares what a maggot thinks in the first place.

A Typical Music Lover: Slipknot f-ing blows.

A dumbass Slipknot Maggot: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON YOU SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS AND THEY WILL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!!

Music Lover: Well Slipknot can yell at me all they want to if I don't like them, but I won't be listening.

by Somebody who actually likes good music August 3, 2006

maggot

rhymes with faggot. due to all slipknot fans are faggots.

also a little worm lookin' thing.

go ahead, and IM you little faggots.

AIM - florida is tuff

guy 1: "that kid's a maggot!"
guy 2: "did you say faggot?"
guy 1: "no. maggot."
guy 2: "oh. they're the same thing."
guy 2: "indeed. let's go shit in his locker, for listening to such a shitty band."

by TONY January 16, 2005

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

maggotmuffin

somebody who is new to something, but now just new, someone who is new and is a loser who doesnt know anything

"omg ew new school year, new maggotmuffins"

by frankyoooo May 21, 2007

Maggot

1)sombody who has a small dick

2)a slang word for a small dick

that guy over theres got a maggot

by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009

maggisaur

the scariest dinosaur that ever walked the earth because it's the ginger version of a dinosaur. So essentially a dinosaur with no soul. however for some reason this dinosaur was able to harness its evil powers to see into the future and be obsessed with ke$ha and it is believed that this specimen was able to inspire the song 'dinosaur' indirectly. this being said, the maggisaur is the hipitty hopitty happeninest dinosaur that knows how to party hardy with a bottle of bacardi...

Eric: dude check out the new velociraptor figurine i got! it's way cooler than ur lame bambiraptor!
Conner: oh really? turns out i just got a special edition maggisaur figurine!

*whips out figurine from satchel*
Eric: SHIT! BITCH BE CRAZY!
*screams and runs away but has the slight urge to start dancing*
Conner: ha! i knew we would get him! who needs a soul? whats that u said dear maggisaur? it's time to dance? and ur a carnivore?????

by docawoka April 16, 2011

maggot

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005