Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006

Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.

Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?

by single guy May 18, 2010

vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 May 08, 2018

subway machine

the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.

man, you me and janie should get some subway machine going later on.

by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008

sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.

1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.

by Allen Wren November 18, 2010

uploading machine

oh this is roadrunner twilights top uploader

oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that

by dont be nosey November 27, 2010

sex machine

Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun

My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!

by XakaiXameX December 24, 2006