March 9th 

When gay ass niggas called Richard are born

Oh shit Nigga it’s March 9th that Richard Nigga is gay

March 9th by Dickard peter’s son October 16, 2019

March 11 

National Thicc person day.🍑

Person 1:Do you know what today is?
Person 2:No why?
Person 1:Its March 11
Person 2: So what about today?
Person 1:Its National Thicc person day all Thicc people were born today.🍑

March 11 by [Thicc Nicki] November 3, 2019

March 12, 2020 

This will go down as one of the strangest days in history, with the coronavirus inevitably “shutting down” the world

“Hey man, remember how weird March 12, 2020 was?”

“Yeah, it was wild! All the major sports shut down and we got out of school early!”

March 12, 2020 by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

March 21st 

March 21st is BIG DICK NIGGA DAY, and only negros with huge shlongs are born that day.

"You're born on March 21st? OMG can I suck your HUGE DARK ELEPHANT SHLONG"

March 21st by Abdi 424 October 27, 2019

March 7th 

Kiss the boy you like☺️

Kiss the boy you like on march 7th.

March 7th by ddonlan8 October 13, 2019

March 11 

March 11 is when the dumbest but also prettiest Pisces was born

why am I so dumb?
-when is your birthday?
March 11
-well there u go😂

March 11 by Hahahasasha November 1, 2019

March 29th 

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh

“Oh it’s March 29th it’s a baddies birthday today Ayeeeee let’s go turn up Periodt Pooh”

March 29th by elixnaaaa October 15, 2019