Mr. Welsh

Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.

"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."

by taygen is gay October 29, 2019

Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

Mr. Foaf

The name to give if something gets traced back to you.

Thats not true? Don't yell at me, I heard it from Mr. Foaf

by I am not a prep October 12, 2005

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin. Opposite to no cap.

Person 1: Yo we gonna hangout later right
Person 2: Yeah definitely bro
Person 1: Don’t be Mr. Cap later

by Torrealva042200 June 3, 2019

Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.

Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?

by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022

Mr. Guida

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done

Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.

by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018