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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
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Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples
Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning
by milk jet king January 11, 2015
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Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.
"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."
by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008
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Courtesy Milk

When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.

May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.

Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.

My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.

My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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milk pods

by funnyshit1 December 17, 2013
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Buffalo Milk

The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.
I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.

She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid
by Rarebatae April 3, 2019
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