Lonely Drunk

a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!

Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.

by billyeggroll July 19, 2022

Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

by buttmaker October 24, 2020

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022

Lonely

Being so lonely that you develop depression that you eventually use your powers to create a sitcom show, creating the bridge between alternate realities while letting a crazy ass witch called Agatha Harknss invade your perfect world.

Sam: Hey, do you need help in something?
Sarah: No, I'm lonely
Sam: Didn't if you were lonely or not Ms. Dorothy
Sarah: This is my world, my sitcom and you are trespassing here, so I want you... to... leave ❤

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021

Lonely

You searched up 'lonely' is cuz you are lonely yourself

Looooooooonely... i am Mr. Loooneeeellllly, i am so looooooonnnneeeeelyyy!!!!!!! LONELY

by MISTER FUCKMASTER69 April 15, 2017