What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.
by Cobenhagen January 04, 2018
Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.
Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
by knowledgeable November 02, 2015
by Drakozzz April 15, 2022
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 31, 2022
The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
by Alaskan boi December 27, 2020
A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 07, 2017