licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

licking the sledgehammer

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.

Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.

by xtremerange October 9, 2013

looking me up and down

Checking you out

These assholes keep looking me up and down

by LitLight June 1, 2017

looking at the sun

Making contact with the sun through eyes. Don't look at the sun. Who does that? Don't do it. You will be blinded by god. And colorblinded to orange. Don't ask.

"Hey Billy, have you ever tried looking at the sun?"

"Yes. That's why I'm blind, Bobby. "

by Spydter April 20, 2018

licking nipples

When you lick someone’s (Preferably a girls) nipples.

Jared: “Hey brad how you doin?”
Mike: Pretty good dude i just had sex with Anna and i was licking nipples

by Thrustmaster20 October 15, 2019

cunt licking minion

A person who licks cunt for a living, as in a man whore, or a lesbian. Can also mean a dirty person, or someone who you just dislike.

Yooo that dude is a cunt licking minion! hoe

by nig123456789 October 30, 2010

vulgar-looking

something that might seem weird looking or abnormal

the hairless cat was vulgar-looking

by MR.POSTOFFICEMAN October 23, 2015