by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
Get the LOBster mug.by Hounds December 15, 2016
Get the Lobster mug.Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
Get the lobster walk mug.Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
Get the Larry The Not Lobster mug.Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.
Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"
by LitLobster November 11, 2018
Get the Lit Lobsters mug.when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
by yunghunghose February 25, 2019
Get the broken lobster mug.The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
by KevinKofta March 13, 2019
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