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Cute lizard

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard
by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
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bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)
Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."
by Jloop January 23, 2017
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One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020
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lizard

slang term for calling someone cute or hot
damn isaiah you look so lizard in this picture
by picklericksmurf December 20, 2022
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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banana lizard

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"
by marsboro February 14, 2025
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lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
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