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Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.
guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.
by Lady Boji June 23, 2009
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Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.
Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."
by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010
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beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.
Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.
by DTB4 April 5, 2018
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leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.
I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed
I've got proper bad hangover legs today
by Risky farts May 3, 2016
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Cornetto Legs

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
by dawnsyndrome December 2, 2010
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banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.
She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.
by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011
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