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Lard Stick

Look at that Lard stick, he's so fat
by yourmom May 25, 2003
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NETO'S DUTCH LAIR

Just like the definition "dutch lair" this is the special dutch lair of the supreme master and unholy questioned ruler of the guild/clan/group. the supreme masters lair number is A1.
Hey guys did you hear???!!!!! the dutch lair A1 just bought more land, his lair is bigger than western europe now!!!!
by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005
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lardarse

1. one who begs from all and tends to be demoted from any senior positions.
2. someone who rides big females; his penis tends to be erected and placed into her belly button as the vagina is to hard to find.
3. usually related to as a 'Christie'
kayleigh: hey rupert, i heard your mate was a lardarse last night.
rupert: yeahh he done that fatty hard in the belly button.
kayleigh: i heard he got a demotion the other day too, things dont seem to be looking up for this weiner.
rupert: his not a weiner he is a boy full of lard. a.k.a lardarse fatty boom boom
by iaintnolardarse January 23, 2012
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lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.
Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.
by AJ December 18, 2003
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laidified

The state of being after a man or woman has been laid
After my boy got laid, he officially was laidified
by an nguyen April 29, 2007
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Lairy

A word most likely used in the uk by the uk Chavez. It means that a person most likey men are getting loud. Usually when the chances say it they say, Why are you getting lairy at me.
by Chav catcher February 14, 2021
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Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005
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