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Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours
by Meghalaya November 23, 2021
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Lad

In the USA, a “Lad” is often used by Jewish people to refer to other young, Jewish men.
That boy is a lad.
by 🐺 April 28, 2024
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Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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The Z lads

Big group of goats (people) that play cod zombies together and other fun games that they enjoy such as among us or jack box.
Yo the z lads are streaming together right now.
by Yowhatsupguys December 23, 2020
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fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.
‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023
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lad

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.
“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “

“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
by DurryMunch July 25, 2019
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