verb: the act when a guy convinces a girl and the world at large that he is the best possible match for said girl, waits for her to fall in love, and then tells her that he is bored and that she has only been just a distraction in a long line of distractions.
by Elyk082 September 06, 2011
by You don't worry about it February 09, 2010
A Kyle plays video games 24/7 and only likes music by dead Soundcloud rappers. A Kyles fashion sense lies somewhere in between an e boy and skater wannabe. Kyles are often covered in tiny meaningless tattoos and never ever seen without a can of monster energy drink.
person 1 : yo did you see that dude over there?
person 2 : dude,, that dudes a total kyle
person 1 : what does that even mean
kyle : REEEE *drinks monster while doing parkour on the mcdonald’s playground*
person 1 : nvm
person 2 : dude,, that dudes a total kyle
person 1 : what does that even mean
kyle : REEEE *drinks monster while doing parkour on the mcdonald’s playground*
person 1 : nvm
by kylleee July 25, 2019
Kyle is an asshole. He likes to drink monster energy and kick holes in walls. Most of the time, you can find him on xbox saying he fucked your mom.
by Rhianna, an LGBTQ+ supporter June 17, 2019
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by uyndhbgvcbvg June 02, 2019
The kind of guy that thinks he's hot shit. Prone to posting dick pics and hanging out with guys because he's uncomfortable talking to chicks
by gellis24 September 21, 2014