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kiss bitch 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend refuses to kiss you the way you want them to.
“He leans in to kiss me. I turn my face to the left, quickly.”

Him: “Quit being a kiss bitch.”
kiss bitch by KM020709 February 15, 2019

Kiss a kid who's 6'1 day 

October 4th

Kiss a kid who is 6'1 day
It's kiss a kid who's 6'1 day

Kiss of Death

When a couple in separate moving cars drives in close and kisses while the two cars speed on. An object approaching the cars, the couple will let go at the last possible minute as the cars swerve away.
Me and Katy are real daredevils! To prove it we drove on two sides of a street pole and preformed the kiss of death!

Kiss Dudes 

Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."

Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"

kiss the mime

The act of vomitting from the window of a moving vehicle while intoxicated or hung over. Such actions typically cause discoloration around the mouth area from the expelled stomach contents, or from the act of wiping the face with soiled hands. The result is a facial smear that resembles the pattern formed around the mouth after french kissing a mime in full makeup.
Pull over or I'm gonna kiss the mime.

Dude, she was so hung over, she kissed the mime all the way home.

Did you see the puke all over his face? That guy kissed the mime hard.
kiss the mime by Teenicide April 10, 2011

KISS eyes 

When your make-up get smudged making you look like a member of the band KISS.
My girlfriend looks especially awesome in the morning with her KISS eyes.
KISS eyes by wordsmuggler May 15, 2011