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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 12, 2013
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Killer V

Another nickname for the Viacom V of Doom logo
The Killer V at the end of the Twilight Zone used to scare the bejeezus out me.
by Chad June 4, 2004
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Killer suit

A killer suit can be a slang for goverment people with guns, or any professional armed personal in a suit of sorts.
I was trapped, she had an army of killer suits ready to gun be down, at a moments notice.
by Outierin October 21, 2008
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Kills The Enemy

Close-knit family in South Dakota who are kick ass!!
Have you met the Kills The Enemy's? They totally rock!
by Alive And January 20, 2009
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Killshot

A definite finishing line in an argument. Usually crosses the line and is a very offensive statement, but results in a decisive and unanimous win for the person who executes it.
Jones and I were arguing for about an hour last night, til I hit him with the killshot and told him I turned his lesbian sister straight with my cock of glory.

"I'll dig your mother up out of the grave and skull fuck her!"
"Damn, killshot!"
by Dirtyblazer09 September 22, 2011
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thread killer

One that posts the final response to a post on a newsgroup, composed of an initial post about a topic and all responses to it.
Johnny once again became the thread killer as no one had a response to his irrelevant, off topic comment, befoere it was archived
by someguy March 13, 2005
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