NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
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Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
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Get the Karl mug.a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
Get the Joyous Karl mug.An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon
Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025
Get the Karl mug.Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.
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