Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

Juan

He gives the best bj’s

Juan gives the best bj’s

by Jdjdj ujfndx October 17, 2020

Juan ceney

Juan ceney like a melody

Juan ceney like a melody in my head my nut

by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020

Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 28, 2017

Juan

Can be kindhearted one day next day big dick head

Person 1: Yesterday my boyfriend was so happy and in a good mood and today he’s being such a dick head

Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan

by Noodels10285 October 25, 2017

Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017