The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011
Get the finger jerk mug.The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
Get the Jerk Theory mug.When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
Get the pendulum jerk mug.A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?
Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
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Get the kamikaze jerk mug.by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018
Get the Jerk Wagon mug.Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.
"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"
by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017
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