Joe Biden

A butch girl that voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and met him during a campaign stop somewhere in Delaware.

He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.

I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).

I met and voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election!

Joe Biden by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023

Joe Biden

the senile vegetable who ruined america for fun.

person 1:"omg did you hear that the gas prices went up 2 dollars??"
person 2: "ikr fuck Joe Biden..."
person 3: "voter fraud sucks bro-"

Joe Biden by Isaac De Snuts April 29, 2024

Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

Joe Biden by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

Joe Biden by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe Biden

the worst president ever to step foot in the office the man cant remember shit and hes a danger to national security

fuck joe biden

Joe Biden by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

Joe Biden by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

Joe Biden by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024