Joe Biden

A geriatric bumbling buffoon, that is worked as a puppet by those ignorant enough to call themselves liberals. A man responsible for the racial divide of the United States, homeless veterans, and children getting sex change operations.

The President with the lowest approval rating EVER.

The only president to steal an election, only to be beat out the following election, by the same person he stole from

Look at that old stumbling man, the nursing home must’ve left him wait that’s Joe Biden

Joe Biden by Miles the great February 19, 2024

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Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

Joe Biden by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

Joe Biden by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

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Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

Joe Biden by An Audience July 21, 2024