Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.
Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"
by BigButtikis December 25, 2009
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Christmas Crash

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.
by christmas crash December 04, 2012
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christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day
shit im christmas faced hand me another present
by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008
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Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 10, 2014
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Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.
Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.
by optional jesus November 23, 2011
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Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa
by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009
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wiccan christmas

A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.
"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."
by Long-time Wiccan May 07, 2009
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